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Wot If??

Postby Mofonumba1 on Sun Mar 16, 2003 8:17 pm

Your driving late at nite, with ur choons blaring and ur axels fall off??? :-?
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Postby dorno on Sun Mar 16, 2003 8:19 pm

easy.

you s**t yourself.

next question? :D :wink:
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Postby Mofonumba1 on Sun Mar 16, 2003 8:20 pm

Ok wot if only one axel falls off? could u jump to safety intime before the car falls into the pit of venomous snakes like in Indian Jones??
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Postby dorno on Sun Mar 16, 2003 8:27 pm

Hmmm, tricky stuff here. It would have to vary with the type of car. For example, the Tyrrell 6-wheel Formula 1 car would have a significant advantage over other cars as far as this is concerned.
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Postby elm_us on Mon Mar 17, 2003 11:46 am

some big bloke comes out the shadows and u get fcuked

Proper Fcuked :lol:
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Postby Ollie on Mon Mar 17, 2003 1:20 pm

If it's a black Texaco Ford Sierra RS Cosworth (not Saphire) then you get your co-driver to hang out the side of the car opposite the missing wheel so you can complete the rally stage. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Brycey on Mon Mar 17, 2003 1:32 pm

:lol:
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Postby Swanick on Wed Mar 19, 2003 9:50 am

elm_us :some big bloke comes out the shadows and u get fcuked

Proper Fcuked :lol:


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