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WTF?!?!

Postby Chris 2i on Thu May 22, 2008 3:52 pm

my mrs just sent me this :aaah:

all I can say is wtf...

and why the hell admit it to a magazine???
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Postby M1K3Y_B on Thu May 22, 2008 4:04 pm

What is wrong with some people :lol:

That is seriously not right though.
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Re: WTF?!?!

Postby Chris 2i on Thu May 22, 2008 4:11 pm

I've just noticed the comments below - he's on there defending himself :lol:
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Postby SammiWhiskers on Thu May 22, 2008 4:30 pm

“I could feel myself falling in love while I worked on Ingo,” he says. “I once became so aroused, I started rubbing her bodywork and masturbating. It didn’t feel strange, just really exciting.


Man thats serious screwed.

Poor car
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Postby Rawkus on Thu May 22, 2008 5:52 pm

Have you seen the size of a beetle tailpipe?
Man they small!!!!!
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Postby dontpannic on Thu May 22, 2008 7:10 pm

I'd hate to be the bloke at Kwik Fit who has to change the exhaust!!!!

That is seriously f**cked up!
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Postby Tweek on Thu May 22, 2008 10:57 pm

I can see why he's a Virgin :lol:
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Re: WTF?!?!

Postby Ollybee on Fri May 23, 2008 8:31 am

Am I the only person that thinks passing your test at 16 seems pretty strange? :-?
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Re: WTF?!?!

Postby Chris 2i on Fri May 23, 2008 8:54 am

Ollybee :Am I the only person that thinks passing your test at 16 seems pretty strange? :-?


He's American - I saw an advert for the programme with him on it on Five (28 May)
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Postby Ollybee on Fri May 23, 2008 9:44 am

Ah!
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Re: WTF?!?!

Postby Andyfloss03 on Fri May 23, 2008 10:16 am

i just opened this at work aaaa..... wt a wierdo.....i got a 3" tail pipe......you'd have to have a chode.....so ollybee ;) haha
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Postby JamieFRST on Fri May 23, 2008 6:40 pm

Wtf indeed :rolleyes:
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Re: WTF?!?!

Postby JayC on Sun May 25, 2008 2:32 am

i like how the dad says lots of people are attracted to other things..

point is.. dont get doors fitted by that man.. and if you already have.. that isnt sap on the door :Q
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Postby Andy299 on Tue May 27, 2008 11:47 am

he would be able to go to the scrap yard and think it was a lap dancers :-?
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Re: WTF?!?!

Postby M1K3Y_B on Wed May 28, 2008 7:21 pm

There is something on the telly about this tonight if anyone is interested.

Its on channel 5 at 10.

Prepare yourself to be freaked out :lol:
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Re: WTF?!?!

Postby Chris 2i on Thu May 29, 2008 7:52 am

M1K3Y_B :There is something on the telly about this tonight if anyone is interested.

Its on channel 5 at 10.

Prepare yourself to be freaked out :lol:


I watched it :oooh:

wish I hadn't :lol:
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Re: WTF?!?!

Postby M1K3Y_B on Fri May 30, 2008 12:37 am

Tell me about it. :aaah:

They were both strange as f**k.

I think the one who got off one touching them was oddest bloke going, but it was funny as hell when the spyed on him wanking, and blowing his load all over that over kids car :lol:
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Re: WTF?!?!

Postby Andyfloss03 on Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:39 am

haha dirtyyyyyyyy
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Re: WTF?!?!

Postby frstvanman on Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:23 pm

wot a weirdo. :lol: :lol:
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Re: WTF?!?!

Postby Steely on Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:00 pm

:D :lol: :lol: i think i've just pissed myself. WFT is wrong with people. sorry if this offends anyone, but its always the americans.. :D .

what if it gets stuck, try explaining that... :lol:
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Postby Philie*RST on Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:23 pm

Steely ::D :lol: :lol: i think i've just pissed myself. WFT is wrong with people. sorry if this offends anyone, but its always the americans.. :D .

what if it gets stuck, try explaining that... :lol:


thats nothin mate think this weeks one is aboute ppl in love with buildings saw the advert and a women has sex with a fence :o yer it is just checked on tonight at 10 on 5 called married to the eifel tower :rolleyes:
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Re: WTF?!?!

Postby Steely on Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:26 pm

heard about that on the scott mills radio show, i'm gonna watch it. isn't the woman cheating on the eiffel tower with the berlin wall///pimsle :lol:
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Re: WTF?!?!

Postby Steely on Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:27 pm

I think i'm gonna go and marry my right hand, we do everything together. :D
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Re: WTF?!?!

Postby James2k on Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:35 am

Does that mean his car "blows" it's load over the car behind?
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