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by **ju575** on Thu Nov 27, 2003 1:24 am

after 3 hours i finally finish reading this.. anyone know what it was about apart from loads off ppl avin a go at each other :-?

top class reading tho

by **Matt L** on Sun Feb 15, 2004 8:59 pm

Nah i'm lost as well mate :lol:

Read the first 3 pages and thought

Good to see sunny layin' in2 the guy though

by **tecw1979** on Thu Feb 19, 2004 2:09 am

lolololol

im about to start my 2.1 zt conversion.... but tell u guys what... i know a BETTER way to get a FASTER car... add a few max power stickers to it!

well if his idea worked mine will too!lololol

2hours of reading crap... off to sleep!

by **Capri** on Sun Apr 11, 2004 7:13 pm

I haven't had omelette for aaaaages now.

by **Brother Crash** on Mon Apr 12, 2004 10:45 am

Capri :I haven't had omelette for aaaaages now.

have one for lunch then

by **Capri** on Mon Apr 12, 2004 2:08 pm

Brother Crash :
Capri :I haven't had omelette for aaaaages now.

have one for lunch then

can't.

we've the family over for my dad's 50th. Mind you, that does mean beef steak

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

by **Brother Crash** on Mon Apr 12, 2004 2:52 pm

nice bit of beef curtains to get ya teeth round aye fella :oooh:

by **Capri** on Mon Apr 12, 2004 2:57 pm

i wish

by **MATT-FRST** on Sat Jun 19, 2004 12:15 pm

did anything come of this?

god that took ages!

by **chumkila** on Tue Jul 06, 2004 9:57 pm

mattmk6 :did anything come of this?

yeah.............. he got banned! L-MAO! :lol:

by **Sams Si** on Fri Jul 09, 2004 7:58 pm

i managed to read 11 pages but finally got sick of it! :rolleyes:

all i want to know is....

1) did Sunny and Meu race during summer or not?
2) has Meu123's engine been unveiled to our eyes?

Im not sure if its answered in pages 12-14 but just cant be bothered to read after the 11 i conquered.

cheers!

by **chumkila** on Fri Jul 09, 2004 10:06 pm

Sams Si :all i want to know is....

1) did Sunny and Meu race during summer or not?
Nope they never.

2) has Meu123's engine been unveiled to our eyes?
Theres more chance of me growing trunk than meu123 unveiling it.

by **scarlet_pimp_mobile** on Thu Oct 07, 2004 3:11 am

just spent three hours reading this...wtf? Why does it say the posts are by adrianfrst instead of this meu4161 guy or klownmaster or whatever...makes it even more confusing! :-?

by **JamieFRST** on Thu Oct 07, 2004 1:31 pm

Hadnt noticed that before :lol:

maybe recent, think they had there accounts deleted so the posts had to be by someone, maybe he copied them to his username :-?

by **scarlet_pimp_mobile** on Mon Oct 11, 2004 4:05 pm

i was hoping for a twist, that either ade had been playing a trick trying to wind up sunny or he later became ade but i guess that couldn't be possible as he started this site didn't he? :bonkers:

Think it be more funny if I knew what they were or weren't talking about!

by **zoom180** on Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:30 pm

i just spent....too long reading all of that (half of it didnt make sense to me anyway

)
shame nothing happened at the end of it....kinda dissapointing really

by **andymac** on Sat Jan 22, 2005 2:36 am

MixonFRST :Hadnt noticed that before maybe recent, think they had there accounts deleted so the posts had to be by someone, maybe he copied them to his username

Give that man a gold star

by **chumkila** on Mon Jan 24, 2005 2:58 pm

by **Xr_Dub** on Tue Feb 22, 2005 4:19 pm

damm that was a hell of a read....

but worth it

by **steady_eddie_vts** on Wed Mar 02, 2005 5:09 pm

what a waste of time that was, any way i beleive him casue i think it can be done.... i mean ive got a 900cc fiesta mk3 with a 250bhp shot of nos and a ford transit rear axle with 4wd conversion oh and i forgot sorry guys but as my digi cam hasnt arrived in the post i cant show you pics.
ps sunny i'll race ya

by **Kartracer69** on Mon Mar 28, 2005 3:28 am

wow i've finished reading every single post on this topic!
what a read, still didn't say how you can get 5:1 compression though!!

BTTT for the properly late night crew (i did start reading at about 11pm.....)

James

by **RIDDLERYDA** on Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:24 pm

Why 'o why the hell did i just read all of that :-?

so nothing come of it? no race? no secret formula to get 5:1??
Well luckily enough i have found an engenious way on how to do it.

The things you need:-
1)
A really fast spinning thingy with sharp bits that look a bit like a coil flange thing.
2)
10x Intel 3.4ghz processors attached to a laptop somehow.
3)
A metal type electrocuted magnetic ball kinda thing.
4)
and last but not least..... A Genie.

How you do it:-
1)
Connect the "really fast spinning thingy with sharp bits that look a bit like a coil flange thing." to the "Genie" yes thats right the "Genie", i usually find strapping him down and poking him with a stick until he screams like a baby (helps the matter of struggling), and then proceed with shoving the "really fast spinning thingy with sharp bits that look a bit like a coil flange thing." up his rectum.
2)
Feed the "metal type electrocuted magnetic ball kinda thing" to the "Genie"
3)
Remove all objects from "Genie" and proceed with slapping him really hard in the testacles repeatedly.

And "bobs ya uncle" you have a crying "Genie"

Oh wait...Uhm...

by **Karl_1.6Si** on Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:26 pm

BTTT

Big up the omelettes!!

:lol:

by **JayC** on Thu Jun 22, 2006 12:47 am

i know this is gonna bump up something very old.. but ive never read this..

i got to page 6,but im not laughing anymore..

does anyone know where this kunt was buried? i want to do some dogging and some donuts on his grave..

hes obviously dead now, no degenerate who talks as much spork as him could have possibly got away with being stabbed to death for so long.

i hope the midwife smashed his mums face in when he was born, she certainly deserved it.

if he is still alive.. DIE YOU BA5TARD!

by **lowsi** on Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:25 am

what large oddness, i think he was thinking of a millenium falcon transplant for his escort,

by **~nomad~** on Wed Jul 19, 2006 11:11 pm

lol, finally read *most* of this. why did he get banned in the end?

by **Philie*RST** on Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:05 am

~nomad~

haha who was banned? i got 3 pages then skiped just seemed to be going on changining bits of his sentences round i know feck all aboute engines and found it very intresting to read thought id re open the thread :rolleyes:

what ever happend was their a race?

wonder if he finnished uni or coll what ever it was he went too :lol:

Mental Mk2- did u finalaly get the zetec? or u move from ford to vauxhall? :lol:

by **edders** on Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:31 am

im sorry but its just ridiculous. if you want more power you raise the compression not lower it. and also how would the turbo spool up if the engine was pressurised by the turbo, which doesnt turn until the engine does, which cant because theres no pressure being generated by the turbo,which doesnt turn until the engine does, which cant because theres no pressure being generated by the turbo,which cant because theres no pressure being generated by the turbo,which doesnt turn until the engine does, which cant because theres no pressure being generated by the turbo,

(goes on for several more hours until his head finally explodes)

by **fiestamodder123** on Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:31 am

i have just spent the best part of 3 hours reading this ,bloody good laugh ,but what an anti-climax ,late night for me again :lol:

by **chumkila** on Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:15 pm

Glad to see this thread is still providing chuckles 5 YEARS on!!

by **heeman10** on Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:45 pm

Much like Mallet's Mallet!

Five and a half years, 340 pages...rock on

Getting such a "Ye Olde FT" feeling this christmas

by **Silversleeper** on Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:10 am

I read about 10 pages got really annoyied...Skipped to the end read about ommlettes and now im hungry!

THANKS A BUNCH ITS FLIPPING 4:10AM!!!!

:lol:

by **SimonT** on Sun Jun 03, 2007 2:36 pm

Easilly the best forum topic ever this! Still makes me laugh!

by **JayC** on Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:51 pm

some of the nobish replys made me laugh more than meu123 did...

class stuff

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