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ZOO Magazine - Wierd but true

Postby Project_XR2i_Trackcar on Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:55 pm

You know, the trivia stuff on the penultimate page.....

Just read through it in the 1-7 Feb 08 issue and had to laugh at the following:

A new survey has revealed that the average boyfriend in britain is an unfit, unromantic bedroom flop who rarely cooks and drives a FIESTA !!!!

pimsle, does this apply to any of us i wonder :rolleyes:
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Re: ZOO Magazine - Wierd but true

Postby Sphinx on Thu Mar 27, 2008 6:49 pm

Right, that's mine up for sale then :lol:
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Re: ZOO Magazine - Wierd but true

Postby lachojski2005 on Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:26 pm

i hold my hands up in shame.sorry lads
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Re: ZOO Magazine - Wierd but true

Postby xrsi on Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:05 am

im unfit and been told im not romantic by the ex.... Does owning a fiesta count as i havnt driven it in 18months! :cry: :lol:
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Re: ZOO Magazine - Wierd but true

Postby Tweek on Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:34 am

I can't cook :(
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Re: ZOO Magazine - Wierd but true

Postby Sphinx on Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:51 am

Tweek :I can't cook :(


Is that all? :bonkers:
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Re: ZOO Magazine - Wierd but true

Postby James2k on Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:39 am

I don't own a fiesta anymore... But even when I did own a Fiesta I was unfit and probably a flop (not actually floppy though) in the bedroom. And probably can't cook a lot of meals but I do try...
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Re: ZOO Magazine - Wierd but true

Postby heeman10 on Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:45 am

Who is this average boyfriend they speak of? And why is he permitted to drive one of the most stimulating cars ever put on the market? If he's unfit and crap in the bedroom, I say we have his car impounded for dirtying its good name!
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Re: ZOO Magazine - Wierd but true

Postby FRST SILVER on Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:25 am

shes always moaning im spending 2 much time on my fiesta.. :lol:

i suppose its all right :lol: apart from the bedroom flop :D
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Re: ZOO Magazine - Wierd but true

Postby dontpannic on Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:00 pm

Tweek :I can't cook :(


Ditto, and I'm fairly lazy, and I drive a Fiesta. God knows about the unromantic option!
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Re: ZOO Magazine - Wierd but true

Postby filtra on Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:03 pm

funlumps, that's where I've been going wrong. It's very true though.

That's it then, going to stop gyming, being nice and giving romantic gestures such as cooking wonderful meals to unappreciated girls and then destroying them in the bedroom.
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Re: ZOO Magazine - Wierd but true

Postby Capri on Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:29 am

heeman10 :Who is this average boyfriend they speak of? And why is he permitted to drive one of the most stimulating cars ever put on the market? If he's unfit and crap in the bedroom, I say we have his car impounded for dirtying its good name!


I'll be round with the low-loader in the morning, then. :P
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Re: ZOO Magazine - Wierd but true

Postby Ollybee on Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:25 am

I remember this on the national news! It must have been a slow day in the world of journalism.
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Re: ZOO Magazine - Wierd but true

Postby chumkila on Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:32 pm

right then i'm off to WHSmiths to buy a cook book! :lol:
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Re: ZOO Magazine - Wierd but true

Postby JayC on Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:26 am

im an expert lover :Q
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